Kwongata

Kelly Sears of Sexi Midi fame came up with the idea to make a pinata of our beloved friend Jeff's head for his birthday. Then she built it and we helped. Contents included beer, porn, candy and panties.Nice photos and a video can be found here.

dude, where's my car? part 2

As the lovely Ms. Daniella Meeker predicted, the police found my car and were kind enough to return it to me. Except for my beloved boogie board and the 5kg brick of cocaine that I think I left in trunk, nothing was missing or destroyed.

I'm particularly pleased that the collection of fast food wrappers and empty soda cans that I so painstakingly accumulated was almost completely unmolested. Apparently the era of the gentleman thief is not over.

Thank you all for your support during this trying period for the Allen family.

Love,

Mark

car press press

1) Someone stole my car last night. That was not very nice. While I realize that the Honda Accord is the most stolen car statistically, my car was very dirty, rather aged, and filled with an alarming amount of trash. Will I ever see that trash again?

2) Josh Bearman wrote a cool piece about the Untitled War show by Brody Condon.
read about Untitled War

3) RES magazine has a short article about Machine this month, printed over a large semi-glamour shot of myself.
view RES article

smoke bombs

The chemistry lab was very fun yesterday. Smoke bombs are incredibly easy to make, assuming you can get your hands on KNO3 without a fireworks permit. Expect more workshops from Machine in the future.

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