Machine's underground bunker for rent

Underneath Machine is a secret bunker which my friend Karen has rented for years. I'm converting a small part of it into a cage for my white tigers, but the rest is available for rent as of this minute.

It's appoximately 800 square feet and comes with bathroom access, free wireless dsl and the hippest address in Los Angeles. Good for one or two people. $700 (bills included). Available April 1st.

Gong Show Redux

Yet another opportunity to have your most personal moments judged and found wanting.

Video Gong Show
Echo Park Film Center
March 31st 8pm.

(The following description is a repeat broadcast that was taped earlier. Do not call in at this time.)

This Thursday March 31st I'm doing the video gong show at the Echo Park Film Center (right next to Machine). Here's how it works - anyone is welcome to bring a video they've made. Everyone in the audience has a button hooked into a diabolical electronic gong ringing system. When dissatisfaction reaches a fever pitch of 50%, the gong gongs and the video stops. Prizes will be bestowed for the video that survives the longest (most entertaining) and the shortest (most annoying). Bring a video.