Machine's underground bunker for rent

Underneath Machine is a secret bunker which my friend Karen has rented for years. I'm converting a small part of it into a cage for my white tigers, but the rest is available for rent as of this minute.

It's appoximately 800 square feet and comes with bathroom access, free wireless dsl and the hippest address in Los Angeles. Good for one or two people. $700 (bills included). Available April 1st.