After growing my hair out long, which was a whole different exercise in the grotesque, I went for a temporary stunt mullet midway through the haircut. Al Herrmann was there to photograph and came up with this appalling vignette. Whilst perusing my referrer logs I found that one of my students linked to this image in her weblog which is either funny or really really bad, I guess I'll know which when I reapply to teach next year. Here's a nice quote that her friend posted in response.
"I'm not sure if I trust that guy to teach me anything more than laying in bed and not spilling a martini."