Like everyone else I know, I tend to have a 10:1 idea to finished product ratio. Talking up a good idea is an irresistible impulse, but it's humiliating when months later people ask about the 80 foot self portrait in Jello. I've set up this area as a way of tracking which inchoate ideas still show traces of life, and which have been consigned to the never box. I can barely remember most of the stuff I talk about, so feel free to email me embarrassing reminders of things I claimed I was on the verge of finishing. Some of these projects are stalled on account of lack of time or money - please contact me if you have any excess of either resource.

Machine Gallery. Date of conception - April 2003. Probability of completion Very high, as I've rented the space and scheduled the first couple shows. I think this one is going to happen on Nov 21st. I actually did this one, date of completion Dec 14 2003.

Video Gong Show. Date of conception - January 2003. Probability of completion - 75%. Target date- Summer 2004.

Haunted House at C-level. Date of conception - October 2002. Probability of completetion-66.6%. Missed the last two target dates (Halloween 2002, 2003). Target date - Halloween 2004.

Tree Hugger. and Burning Bush, Lonely Bush. Date of conception - March 2001. Probability of completion - 3%.

Sympathy Gentle Pain Machine. Date of conception - November 2001. Probability of completion - 0%.

Tiny Refrigerator. Date of conception - sometime in 2001. Probability of completion - 1%.

I'll add more to this page later, but that's enough for now - I'm getting depressed.